1. Introduction

Thank you for visiting This Privacy Policy is written to better explain how we collect and use your information. This Privacy Policy is a binding contract and you must agree to it to the same extent as our Terms of Service in order to use our services.

2. Personal Information We Collect

We do not collect any personal information from you in order to our website. If you volunteer it to us we probably won’t paint it on the side of a billboard, but since we don’t ask for it you agree that we are not obligated to give it any special protection.

3. Non-Personal Information We Collect

We may collect information about you that is not personal information. When you access our website, we may collect such things as your IP address, browser, operating system, referring URL, and other general information about our visitors. This information, on its own, cannot usually be used to identify you.

4. Use of Information

If you do end up giving us personal information, such as by e-mailing us or something, we may use it for any purpose that enables us to assist you (such as responding to your question or telling you our lucky lottery numbers), or facilitate or enhance Your Laboratory’s website or services.

5. Cookies

We don’t use cookies (though we eat them). For this reason, you’re free to disable cookies when you use our website, but since most other sites have them, enabling them and disabling them every time you visit our site and leave might get a bit tedious. Though we don’t use cookies, Google does. We use Google AdSense to display some advertisements, which uses the DoubleClick (not double chocolate chip) cookie. For instructions on disabling the DoubleClick cookie, visit

6.1 Third Party Websites

We may link to third party websites from our own website. While we try to ensure that we aren’t linking to Russian mafia bank account information phishing pages, we have no control over, and are not responsible for, these third party websites or their use of your personal information. We recommend that you review their privacy policies and other agreements governing your use of their website.

6.2 Facebook & Twitter

Users may post to the YourHealthLab Facebook and Twitter pages, and potentially share other social media information. Please note that we have no control whatsoever over Facebook (though we wish we did because it’d mean we owned it and we’re billionaires), and that you should monitor your social media privacy settings to ensure that they are satisfactory to you.

7. Third Party Access to Your Information

Although we’re a bare bones site and don’t try to collect any info from you, it may happen, and we do try to protect what little information we get from you from being accessed by third parties. However, since we may employ outside maintenance personnel or use a third party to host our material, there are third party entities which may have custody or access to your information. Because of this, it is necessary that you permit us to give access to your information to third parties to the same extent that you authorize us to do so. For greater certainty, every authorization which you grant to us in this Privacy Policy, you also grant to any third party that we may hire, contract, or otherwise retain the services of for the purpose of operating, maintaining, repairing, or otherwise improving or preserving our website or its underlying files or systems. You agree not to hold us liable for the actions of any of these third parties, even if we would normally be held vicariously liable for their actions, and that you must take legal action against them directly should they commit any tort or other actionable wrong against you.

8. Law Enforcement

We may disclose your information to a third party where we believe, in good faith, that it is desirable to do so for the purposes of a civil action, criminal investigation, or other legal matter. In the event that we receive a subpoena affecting your privacy, we may elect to notify you to give you an opportunity to file a motion to quash the subpoena, or we may attempt to quash it ourselves, but we are not obligated to do either. Keep in mind that we’re in Texas, so people may just ignore all these legal formalities and form a posse to chase you down—don’t do anything illegal and this shouldn’t be a problem.

9. Security of Information

We may take steps to protect our systems, including leaving poisonous scorpions inside of our server hardware. However, we make no representations as to the security or privacy of your information. It is in our interest to keep our website secure, but we recommend that you use anti-virus software, firewalls, and other precautions to protect yourself from security threats.

10. Amendments

Like our Terms of Service, we may amend this Privacy Policy from time to time, and the amended version will be posted on our website in place of the old version. We will also include the date that the currently displayed Privacy Policy took effect to help you determine whether there have been any changes since you last used our website. Like our Terms of Service, you must visit this page each time you come to our website and read and agree to it if the date it was last modified is more recent than the last time you agreed to the Privacy Policy. If you do not agree to the new Privacy Policy, you must immediately cease using our service. We know reading legal documents is ultra-super-boring, but we really need you to do this…. k thx.

11. Contact

Any inquiries about your rights under this Privacy Policy, or any other matters regarding your privacy, can be directed to