2. Personal Information We Collect
We do not collect any personal information from you in order to our website. If you volunteer it to us we probably won’t paint it on the side of a billboard, but since we don’t ask for it you agree that we are not obligated to give it any special protection.
3. Non-Personal Information We Collect
We may collect information about you that is not personal information. When you access our website, we may collect such things as your IP address, browser, operating system, referring URL, and other general information about our visitors. This information, on its own, cannot usually be used to identify you.
4. Use of Information
If you do end up giving us personal information, such as by e-mailing us or something, we may use it for any purpose that enables us to assist you (such as responding to your question or telling you our lucky lottery numbers), or facilitate or enhance Your Laboratory’s website or services.
6.1 Third Party Websites
We may link to third party websites from our own website. While we try to ensure that we aren’t linking to Russian mafia bank account information phishing pages, we have no control over, and are not responsible for, these third party websites or their use of your personal information. We recommend that you review their privacy policies and other agreements governing your use of their website.
6.2 Facebook & Twitter
Users may post to the YourHealthLab Facebook and Twitter pages, and potentially share other social media information. Please note that we have no control whatsoever over Facebook (though we wish we did because it’d mean we owned it and we’re billionaires), and that you should monitor your social media privacy settings to ensure that they are satisfactory to you.
7. Third Party Access to Your Information
8. Law Enforcement
We may disclose your information to a third party where we believe, in good faith, that it is desirable to do so for the purposes of a civil action, criminal investigation, or other legal matter. In the event that we receive a subpoena affecting your privacy, we may elect to notify you to give you an opportunity to file a motion to quash the subpoena, or we may attempt to quash it ourselves, but we are not obligated to do either. Keep in mind that we’re in Texas, so people may just ignore all these legal formalities and form a posse to chase you down—don’t do anything illegal and this shouldn’t be a problem.
9. Security of Information
We may take steps to protect our systems, including leaving poisonous scorpions inside of our server hardware. However, we make no representations as to the security or privacy of your information. It is in our interest to keep our website secure, but we recommend that you use anti-virus software, firewalls, and other precautions to protect yourself from security threats.